Rinzai Satori-The Next Generation

Rinzai Satori: The Next Generation


On October 28th, 1996, at 7:28 PM, Rinzai Satori (whose mild-mannered alter-ego is more or less pictured here)		assisted his wife, Dr. Zazu Zazen (who is not at all flattered by this rendering) in her delivery of an 8 lb. 4 oz baby boy,		Mr. Poop Machine (aka The Droolinator).

Although still at a tender young age, Mr. Poop Machine excels in a variety of activities:

Consistently getting hungry a full hour before feeding time
Learning about other countries and their time zones by scheduling his waking and sleeping periods on New Delhi time
Saving his mother and father money on diapers by relieving himself almost exclusively on the changing table

But seriously, folks, he's a wonderful baby, we're getting on just fine, and (just like every other proud first-time father you've ever met) I couldn't resist letting the world know he's here. As for me, I'm stunned, I'm amazed, I can't believe I have even one parenting instinct, but my wife tells me I'm doing great, and I have to believe her because her degree is more advanced than mine. I'm not only beside myself with excitement, I'm in back and front of me, too. (And I still can't believe I sat through 6 weeks of childbirth prep classes.)