Frequently Asked Questions Will the babes flock to me because Olgaine with Minostridil has given me a new, lush growth of nasal hair? We're sorry to say, probably not. Babes in the 90's are not as shallow as they used to be. We find that your success with the babes will still depend on three factors: Whether or not you own (not lease) a powerful, expensive sportscar with a convertible top How your butt looks in tight leather pants How much beer you can chug without throwing up You claim that Olgaine with Minostridil will grow nasal hair on a frog. Should I apply it to my frog if it suffers from nasal hair loss? You should consult with your veterinarian before applying any medication, prescription or over-the-counter, to your pet. Will Olgaine with Minostridil grow nasal hair on a toad? Probably. How about a monitor lizard? Oh, probably. How about a turtle? Look, could we cut out the reptile questions and move on to another topic, already??? My girlfriend says that nose hair is yucky and that it's silly to want to grow more. She obviously isn't sensitive to what men need and want in their lives and we recommend that you dump her, the sooner the better. My mustache just won't fill in. Will Olgaine with Minostridil help me grow enough nasal hair to fill in the thin spots? Absolutely. And we wish you all the luck in the world.